The Most Stupendously Grandiloquent Bombasticus Buttock

Whose serene and composed outward appearance belies the fact that, inside, he's a seething maelstrom of anger. And why? Because his most treasured possessions, the "Carpet Slippers of Doom" have just been filched by Googly and Toohumple. From: the Imboolicus of Tickertocky and Other Ridiculous Tales - Loose Screw Books in Hambandy, Old Mangle Wynde Press in Pitchporum and Pymbaroo. Small print run, so phenomenally hard to find.